Friday, September 30, 2005

The way things used to be a long time ago

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are you saying a straight guy will probably never want a female as a friend, because, really, we are only good for sex? no reason to talk or be friends with us unless it's coming?

3:17 AM  
Blogger raf* said...

sam-

so fucking true!!!

damn zionists.

--raf*

4:59 AM  
Blogger Papa Ray said...

Women that can be really best friends with a man without sex, always give their all to him without that sex but with love.

Men that can be really best friends with a woman without sex, always give their all to her with love but would still like to have sex with her.

Its in the genes, always has been, always will be.

Papa Ray
West Texas
USA

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the image you gave.. it is so funny, but true.. BRAVO

3:17 AM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

NIICCEEEEE

"In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired." Extremely true especially that part

keep up the good work


P.S the word verification had iraq written in it, Wierd huh?

6:47 AM  
Blogger zeinab said...

haha. Yeah, we suck, we do do that don't we?

7:11 PM  

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